The TRUE STORY of EASYSTREET
THE STORY:
Hello Sexypeople! You know what’s new and sexy? What makes love-blood DANCE through your heartveins? You don’t know anything, do you?
EASYSTREET is gyrating across the universe right now and we’re about to shake our hips right in your face. So put on your happy mask and get ready!
Who is EASYSTREET? With one shiniest gold shoe planted firmly in Berlin and one in San Francisco, we’re a little bit “red white and blue,” and a little bit “iron curtain.” But mostly, we are EASY. We are the totally original and oh-so-flamboyant electro-disco duo you’ve always dreamed would inspire your most glittering life moments.
With classically-trained, San Francisco Conservatory of Music dropout turned SuperStar Producer Miss Velvet Chang behind the machines, you’ll sweat all over the place as you struggle to keep shaking to her contagious beat-making.
And when you see our sexiest frontal rockstar Michael Blitzen hump your stage (or the luckiest of you!) while he serenades and inspires you with his powerful vocal chords, (sometimes wearing his beautiful feathered headdress) your heart will be caught and trapped forever….inside him!
How did these two hot forces of disco-love find each-other? It is crystal-clear that the strongest hand of someone “out-of-wordly” must have brought them together.
What started as two next door neighbors with a shared obsession for cheap sake, Italo disco, and making loud noises blossomed like a young woman into EASYSTREET—the most sexy, absurd, confrontational, and contagious dance music possible.
From the seductive disco croon of “I Love Your Sexy Movie” to the robotic klanging of “You're More Than A Machine (To Me),” EASYSTREET always knows how to make you move your hips, and touch you in a place you'd rather not be touched.
THE STATS:
EASYSTREET =
Michael Blitzen
Age: 19
Sign: Leo
Blood Type: O
Hometown: Minsk, Belarus
Favorite Color: Gold
Favorite Food: Pizza
Powers: Unlimited Fire Magic, Voice Siren Activation, Hypnotic Hip Gyration
Quote: "VITAL GOLD!"
Velvet Chang
Age: 17
Sign: Pisces
Blood Type: AB
Hometown: Kyoto, Japan
Favorite Color: Shiny
Favorite Food: Manju
Powers: Space Robot Melody Synthesis, Heavenly Production Control, Invisibility
Quote: "MIDI IS FUN!"
Hello Sexypeople! You know what’s new and sexy? What makes love-blood DANCE through your heartveins? You don’t know anything, do you?
EASYSTREET is gyrating across the universe right now and we’re about to shake our hips right in your face. So put on your happy mask and get ready!
Who is EASYSTREET? With one shiniest gold shoe planted firmly in Berlin and one in San Francisco, we’re a little bit “red white and blue,” and a little bit “iron curtain.” But mostly, we are EASY. We are the totally original and oh-so-flamboyant electro-disco duo you’ve always dreamed would inspire your most glittering life moments.
With classically-trained, San Francisco Conservatory of Music dropout turned SuperStar Producer Miss Velvet Chang behind the machines, you’ll sweat all over the place as you struggle to keep shaking to her contagious beat-making.
And when you see our sexiest frontal rockstar Michael Blitzen hump your stage (or the luckiest of you!) while he serenades and inspires you with his powerful vocal chords, (sometimes wearing his beautiful feathered headdress) your heart will be caught and trapped forever….inside him!
How did these two hot forces of disco-love find each-other? It is crystal-clear that the strongest hand of someone “out-of-wordly” must have brought them together.
What started as two next door neighbors with a shared obsession for cheap sake, Italo disco, and making loud noises blossomed like a young woman into EASYSTREET—the most sexy, absurd, confrontational, and contagious dance music possible.
From the seductive disco croon of “I Love Your Sexy Movie” to the robotic klanging of “You're More Than A Machine (To Me),” EASYSTREET always knows how to make you move your hips, and touch you in a place you'd rather not be touched.
THE STATS:
EASYSTREET =
Michael Blitzen
Age: 19
Sign: Leo
Blood Type: O
Hometown: Minsk, Belarus
Favorite Color: Gold
Favorite Food: Pizza
Powers: Unlimited Fire Magic, Voice Siren Activation, Hypnotic Hip Gyration
Quote: "VITAL GOLD!"
Velvet Chang
Age: 17
Sign: Pisces
Blood Type: AB
Hometown: Kyoto, Japan
Favorite Color: Shiny
Favorite Food: Manju
Powers: Space Robot Melody Synthesis, Heavenly Production Control, Invisibility
Quote: "MIDI IS FUN!"